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A guy and a girl...

Are you sick of seeing those motorcycle stories posted in people's housing (see examples below)? Do you think they are incredatble sappy and unorginal? Do you think that those stories would be more accurately titles "WHAT TRUE STUPIDITY MEANS" Rather than "WHAT TRUE LOVEMEANS?

If so then you have come to the right place.
Below is a link to an example, and an examination of the facts.

LOOK!

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G-5. No random copied writings in (descriptions of) houses.
Writing not your own is not allowed, unless someone wrote it especially for you (a friend).
Example: No copied stories, song-lyrics etc
Short quotes, or the likes, that don't exceed 4 phrases/lines/sentences are OK.
Copied questionnaires are allowed with a limit of 50 questions. Therefore choose your questions wisely.

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Copying writings to a wiki is OK, as long as you don't claim the material (the wikiname shouldn't suggest it either).
If the owner requests for it to be removed, it will be done so.
Questionnaires longer than 50 questions can be put in wikis as well. See for example questionnaires.--from the Efltown Mainstreet.

Now, because most, if not all, of the stories listed below are more than four sentences/phrases/lines, they're against the rules.

Now for the index of stories:
Motorcycle story
Secret Message story
Guy/Girl story
Stupid Story #1
Stupid Story #2
Newest Corny Story
Stupid Story #3
Stupid Story 4#
stupid story #5
stupid thingy #1
Stupid Story #6
**Stupid Story#7

Courtesy of [kitty daemon]
Why The Guy On The Motorcycle Going 90 mph Was An Idiot
by Joia De Vita

Okay, so the guy's breaks had gone out and he had his girlfriend on the back of his motorcycle and he wanted to save her. That's real nice. But chivalry and selflessness should not be attempted unless your IQ, at the very least, goes into double figures.

The guy could've easily just let go of the gas, allowing him to coast. He may be coasting at 90 mph, but if he wasn't stupid, he could have waited until he found a hill to travel up, causing him to eventually slow down. What did he do, crash on purpose? Stupid fuck.

Now about his airhead girlfriend... (I'm allowed to assume she was an airhead if she was dating this guy. Or maybe she was dating him for money.) How the hell would she have heard him if he was wearing a helmet and traveling 90 mph?

She also could have died easily even if she WAS wearing a helmet. Colliding with something at 90 mph wearing no protection save for a covering on your head? You're not gonna walk away from that one with just a concussion and a few scrathes. And what the hell was HE doing going that fast when she wasn't wearing one? And she shouldn't have gotten on in the first place.

To join go here A guy and a girl... Members page and add yourself.

Sister wiki(s):
Who Hates The Motercycle Story?
The SP.s Take On The Motorcyle Story

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The Motorcycle Story Petition

2006-03-04 [raynesprite]: hey I know alot of nice people here that would get banned >.> [Danboo] who is SUPER UBERLY NICE, and is a huggers united member would get banned ;0;

2006-03-04 [Stray Kitty]: Hmm I read his profile and he seems nice. Perhaps there could be a wiki made for all the people that want the story in their house. That way they could just link to the wiki, instead of having it in their house.

2006-03-04 [raynesprite]: yeah >.> it would be less annoying to other people that way

2006-03-04 [Stray Kitty]: So does anyone know how to make this idea happen?

2006-03-04 [another brick in the wall]: I just made a new banner, check it out: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/59412_1141516108.jpg>

2006-03-08 [raynesprite]: you typed dose instead of does....

2006-03-08 [Miss.Kayree]: It's a cool idea for a banner.. but I think I'd take out the lol...

2006-03-08 [SassySwede]: And no offence but it is a little blah.....

2006-03-09 [Miss.Kayree]: how is it harsh?

2006-03-09 [The Archangel Dreolin]: Wow, [Miss.Kayree] you are everywhere XD ^_^

2006-03-09 [Itsme2]: What's harsh? Wow...I'm lost.

2006-03-10 [Miss.Kayree]: uhm.. thank you? lol

2006-03-11 [Kiddalee]: I think the poor spelling actually gives an impression of how stupid these folks are. Maybe you should make it even worse...

2006-03-11 [Kiddalee]: [Stray Kitty]: Petition the Assembly?

2006-03-11 [Stray Kitty]: Umm... I'm not sure how to do that. But I will find out.

2006-03-12 [Stray Kitty]: Does this seem like an okay way to suggest it to the Assembly?

2006-03-12 [Stray Kitty]: I have a suggestion to make. It's about the motorcycle story (the one that starts with "a guy and a girl...". There are quite a few Elftowners that dislike that story, partly because it's not true and because you see it in everybody's house. However, we know that it probably won't be banned. We, the members of A guy and a girl..., would like it if there was a wiki made that had the story on it and members linked to the wiki instead of cluttering up their houses with it. They could also be allowed to put it in their diary or guestbook.

2006-03-12 [Stray Kitty]: Should we also start a petition page for people to sign?

2006-03-12 [SassySwede]: yes we should

2006-03-12 [Seamus Schwathe]: I would sign it.

2006-03-12 [SassySwede]: I think just about everyone would, unless they were absolutely brainless and dumb

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